holy balls, y'alls!

it's here. part 2. thursday, nov. 1st. 10:30pm. doors at 9:30. bryant lake bowl.
come. see. it.

seriously, we promise measurable moments of delight. we've even ventured into the genre of awkward softcore porn. you just never know what you're going to get!
i ask you: is such sweet anticipation and mystery worth $10? oh yes.
check it out; you know you want to..

latest trailer

NEXT SHOW - NOVEMBER FIRST!
Here's a tantalizing glimpse into the dark and passionate world of Neutrino Twin Cities. Call and reserve tickets asap.

One show in the can

Sweet sweet happy day. We had our first show last night, and it went almost eerily well. Everybody in the cast and crew had a fucking awesome time, and hopefully everybody in the audience did too. The turnout was great, and it warmed our little hearts to see so many people there.
For anybody still wondering, Halsey's molestation and torture of Tim took place in the basement of the Bryant Lake Bowl, directly beneath the audience. That basement is a toasty warm chamber of humid love which caused us all to sweat like pigs, esp. after sprinting three blocks. Eric's slippery director sweat almost made him lose his headphones at one point while leaning forward to film.
The only real criticism I heard about last night's show was that there was a lack of "love." When asked to elaborate, the audience member giving the note said they would have liked to see some kissing and/or making out. This, to them, is an important element of cinema that we completely missed. So, in the interest of pleasing future audiences, I encourage people to comment on this post and let us know which actors they'd like to see kiss. No promises. We're just looking for consumer feedback.
I was on team C. Teams A and B, if you're reading, any filming adventures that are blog-worthy? Comment and tell your tales.
Thanks to everyone who came out to see the debut. We're already getting primed and excited for next month...
-Hannah

ps here's a really fantastic article that USA Today ran about us. Thanks, Pete, for bringing this to our attention.

f you guys!

hey everyone---

as a phantom member of the NTC, i would just like to say that if you come to the show on thursday, i might be in it. i'm sorry. or maybe someone could come up with some elaborate plot to have me never seen on camera. we shall see...

check it out.
rita

Trailer #2

It may be hard to believe, but Rita Boersma is totally in this show.

-Eric

T-minus four days

who saw the second trailer at IAGG last night? It'll be online soon if you suck and missed it. Houchin cut this one, and damn if he isn't the most talented toothless, middle-aged, bald african american man I know. Corey's chest exhibitionism took the day again. It's really going to suck in winter when the dudes have to stop taking their shirts off for every scene, because that's like a good 20% of the show's comedy right now.

OUR SHOW OPENS THURSDAY, PEOPLE.

Thursday.

Go ahead, shiver with anticipation. Eeee!