Thursday, November 29, 2007

i made a child cry today...

...and for that you should come see our show. next thursday, december 6th. it's at 10:30. it's at the bryant lake bowl. tickets are $10 and should be reserved ahead of time. you can do it online at www.bryantlakebowl.com. none of these are lies. come see it. it will be wondrous...

also not a lie.

-rita

Saturday, November 17, 2007

an important public service announcement




Kurt Russell has something to tell you.

If you didn't catch it at our last show, here's the special pre-show message about a very dangerous medical condition.
Starring Ross and Ivy. Directed by Eric. Written by Hannah.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

holy balls, y'alls!

it's here. part 2. thursday, nov. 1st. 10:30pm. doors at 9:30. bryant lake bowl.
come. see. it.

seriously, we promise measurable moments of delight. we've even ventured into the genre of awkward softcore porn. you just never know what you're going to get!
i ask you: is such sweet anticipation and mystery worth $10? oh yes.
check it out; you know you want to..

Sunday, October 21, 2007

latest trailer



NEXT SHOW - NOVEMBER FIRST!
Here's a tantalizing glimpse into the dark and passionate world of Neutrino Twin Cities. Call and reserve tickets asap.

Friday, October 5, 2007

One show in the can

Sweet sweet happy day. We had our first show last night, and it went almost eerily well. Everybody in the cast and crew had a fucking awesome time, and hopefully everybody in the audience did too. The turnout was great, and it warmed our little hearts to see so many people there.
For anybody still wondering, Halsey's molestation and torture of Tim took place in the basement of the Bryant Lake Bowl, directly beneath the audience. That basement is a toasty warm chamber of humid love which caused us all to sweat like pigs, esp. after sprinting three blocks. Eric's slippery director sweat almost made him lose his headphones at one point while leaning forward to film.
The only real criticism I heard about last night's show was that there was a lack of "love." When asked to elaborate, the audience member giving the note said they would have liked to see some kissing and/or making out. This, to them, is an important element of cinema that we completely missed. So, in the interest of pleasing future audiences, I encourage people to comment on this post and let us know which actors they'd like to see kiss. No promises. We're just looking for consumer feedback.
I was on team C. Teams A and B, if you're reading, any filming adventures that are blog-worthy? Comment and tell your tales.
Thanks to everyone who came out to see the debut. We're already getting primed and excited for next month...
-Hannah

ps here's a really fantastic article that USA Today ran about us. Thanks, Pete, for bringing this to our attention.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

f you guys!



hey everyone---

as a phantom member of the NTC, i would just like to say that if you come to the show on thursday, i might be in it. i'm sorry. or maybe someone could come up with some elaborate plot to have me never seen on camera. we shall see...

check it out.
rita

Monday, October 1, 2007

Trailer #2



It may be hard to believe, but Rita Boersma is totally in this show.

-Eric