i made a child cry today...

...and for that you should come see our show. next thursday, december 6th. it's at 10:30. it's at the bryant lake bowl. tickets are $10 and should be reserved ahead of time. you can do it online at www.bryantlakebowl.com. none of these are lies. come see it. it will be wondrous...

also not a lie.

-rita

an important public service announcement

Kurt Russell has something to tell you.

If you didn't catch it at our last show, here's the special pre-show message about a very dangerous medical condition.
Starring Ross and Ivy. Directed by Eric. Written by Hannah.